Monday, March 23, 2009

I'm so glad it's over!

Yesterday, it is yesterday as of 7 minutes ago, was the longest day I've had in a long time. First of all I woke feeling like a


to hear my son tell my darling husband, who okay'ed it, that he was taking off for the skate park...AT 6:30 am! I laid there hoping I was still dreaming, but unfortunately I wasn't. So needless to say, I woke up, got dressed and went to the skate park...NOT HAPPY! Most days I feel like this would solve all my problems with Ry...
If only he weren't so heavy, KIDDING!
Then...

It being a typical Sunday morning at our house, when we told our kids to go get ready for church, they both started with the
resulting in them getting to leave and walk home in the wind and rain after Sunday School, leaving during primary, which they both have trouble staying in :|

Wow! Can you tell Joel and I rule with an iron fist...no, sadly they are in total control most days :(

Then for the final TA DA on my night, Ry decided to make up a song that every ten year old boy's mother would be proud of... to the tune of pretty women, Ry starts signing:

Naked lady walking down the street...

(I turn to Joel thinking "did he really just say that!" and before any reaction can be made he added...)

Naked lady the kind I'd like to see! (Joel starts laughing - NOT HELPING!!)

I immediately put an end to it, then at this point I start asking myself all kinds of questions like "where have I gone terribly wrong with raising this child?" " I am being paid back for something terrible I have done wrong?" "MOTHER, did you curse me with this child?". Even as I set here typing at 12:39 in the morning - shaking my head - I wonder why? He could tell I was not happy and went straight to bed, started reading a book, and was a perfect angel the rest of the evening.

OH BOY... Why I am even blogging this is beyond me and I will probably be hauled into DCFS. I think at this point I am finally ready to find a

a couple of

and take a nice long, hot

Then I just might be able to call it a very long day and finally get some